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Market research · We're just thinking out loud

What if your vitamins had a little more
attitude?

We're thinking about bringing The Bariatric Rewrite's no-bullshit approach to bariatric supplements, because "Bariatric Multivitamin Complete Formula" is boring as hell.

We want to know if you'd actually want them.

The Bariatric Rewrite supplement mockups with sassy labels
Not for sale... yet 👀

Sassy on the outside. Actually good shit on the inside.

Obviously, the attitude is only half the point.

If The Bariatric Rewrite brings supplements to life, we want them to be high-quality, thoughtfully formulated, and made with the actual needs of bariatric patients in mind.

Because a bottle that says "Your Labs Will Snitch on You" is funny.

A vitamin that actually deserves a spot in your daily routine? That's the fucking goal.

Right now, these are just concepts, but we want to know if you'd be interested if we made them real.

Help us out and give your opinion.

We're hoping to bring a line of Rewrite-style bariatric supplements to you guys in the future, formulated for bariatric life without the boring-ass branding.

Before we start building anything, we want to hear from the people who would actually use them.

1. If The Bariatric Rewrite created a line of supplements, sassy AND accurate, would you want to snag them?
2. Are you currently taking vitamins?
3. What brand are you using?
4. Biggest factor in picking a vitamin?
5. Which of these vitamins would you prefer, or all of the above?
6. Would you prefer chewable or capsule?
7. Would you prefer single vitamins or bundles of different vitamins for all your needs?
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